When I have to work late, and someone asks where I...
whatshouldwecallme: (Source: eminemandlindsaylohan)
When someone actually puts a roman numeral next to...
When I'm home alone
whatshouldwecallme: I turn mundane chores into dance moves, like:
When I hook up with a guy that all of my friends...
whatshouldwecallme: I’m just like,
Trying to dance sexy for my boyfriend
whatshouldwecallme: Expectation: Reality:
When I overhear someone saying something bad about...
When you're leaving the office to grab lunch and...
When my best friend and I are laughing, and some...
whatshouldwecallme: I’m just like:
When I see a girl wearing:
whatshouldwecallme: Uggs or Crocs:
Trying to put on pajamas when I'm drunk
When I hear someone say happy hour
“There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar...
The first man who put a fence around a piece of land and said: ‘this is mine’...– Jean-Jacques Rousseau (via futurewilderness)
When I say I'm not going to drink
whatshouldwecallme: And then someone offers me tequila:
When the person in front of me decides to pay with...